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I am still an atheist, thank God.

Luis Bunuel

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that, basically, he's an underachiever.

Woody Allen

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

Oscar Wilde

You think quantum physics has the answer? I mean, you know, what purpose does it serve for me that time and space are exactly the same thing? I mean I ask a guy what time it is, he tells me 6 miles? What the hell is that?

Woody Allen

The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else. And that is a feeling that I have always cultivated.

Oscar Wilde

On the plus side, death is one of the things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Woody Allen

Everyone should keep someone else's diary.

Oscar Wilde

I promised students of my class I'm gonna take them to the Caravaggio exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum. You know, I try to give them a little culture now and then so they don't beat each other to death with bicycle chains all the time.

Woody Allen