How to create a great blog in 3 easy steps and generate amazing traffic (guerrilla marketing for dummies)
Disclaimer:
Any resemblance to real individuals, institutions or experiences is purely incidental. The conclusions of this research are based on the traffic figures for this exact blog from Google.com, especially those for the post “Sex sau dragoste? – etici ale erotismului”. Thank you for your time. Enjoy!
You are about to learn secrets that most bloggers take YEARS to find out.
I will make you an offer you cannot resist. Just read on and discover what separates the winners from the losers. You are about to receive a corpus of esoteric knowledge known only to a handful of initiates around the world. Consider yourself one of the chosen men!
- How would you like to have a web page just your own?
- How would you like it to receive hundreds of visitors per day?
- How would you like to be an accomplished blogger?
- How would you like to astonish everyone with your insights and writing skills?
- How would you like to beat the traffic that friend’s IT site gets?
- How would you like to get fan e-mail from around the world?
- How would you like to have chicks crawling and begging for you attention?
- How would you like people to recognize you on the street and run at you with pencils?
I know I would! Is it just me? I don’t think so. You’d better read on.
Do you consider yourself a winner?
I am about to share with you stuff that has taken me literally years to find out. As a world-renowned blogger and theoretician of the blogging phenomenon I have spent many years conducting research and testing ways to make YOUR BLOGGING LIFE BETTER.
Studies have shown that only 5 out of 100 blogs get the traffic they deserve! Well, I am here to teach you how to become a part of that 5% at the top.
Don’t listen to what anybody else tells you, YOUR BLOG COULD BE BIG! And when I say big, I mean BIG.
Do you wake at night in sweat rushing to your computer to check once again that traffic chart only to find out that you had no more visits for days? Do you spend your office hours trying to come up with that perfect post that will launch your blog through the roof? Does your social life suffer from intense blogger’s block? Do you spend half your month’s salary looking for a better web-hosting service? Do you feel the need to spend more time with your kids, rather than reading books that are supposed to be interesting so you would have something to write? Well…
Look no more! I am about to share with you the most important rules for generating amazing traffic for your blog. I appreciate you had the pacience to stick with me so far. That proves me you are a WINNER! I know you will not settle with anything else than EXCELLENCE, that’s why I am going to give you the most important secrets you have ever come about!
SKYROCKET YOUR BLOG
Rule no. 1: CREATE A BLOG!
That’s what we’re talking about folks! No blog, no traffic, no fame. So your assignment for now is just go out there and grab a blog. It’s a simple task but success comes in baby steps. To learn to fly you must first learn to walk. So just go and make the first step!
Rule no. 2: WRITE “SEX”!
This is the most important step you will ever have to take to boost your blogging life. I cannot emphasise this strongly enough! If you only do one thing then do this!
And no, I am not reffering to the act of physical love, I assume you already are proficient in that (if this is not the case, maybe blogging isn’t your biggest problem right now). What I’m talking about is that, whatever you do otherwise, you NEED to write a post that contains the word “sex” in it. The greater its occurrence, the better! It will be best if SEX is included in the TITLE of your post, no matter what you write about.
This one step will guarantee your success in NO TIME!
Rule no. 3:THINK BIG!
It doesn’t matter whether you’re big already. What I’m referring to is your MENTAL ATTITUDE! Nobody wants to read what a loser comes up with in his solitary, bacheloreous nights. You have to keep that POSITIVE thinking UP! And you’ll be fine…
AND THAT’S NOT ALL
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Best Regards,
Ciprian Jurma, Ph.D
Assc. Fellow of the Psyskhometric Institute of Excellence
Dean of Studies, Shamballa University of Arts and Psychology
Founder of the Carpentry Institute of Research of Tupelo, Mississippi
